Severence

January 20th can't come soon enough.

Rarely does a moment come along in which a President's entire stay in office, and history's subsequent portrayal of that time, is encapsulated in a single act.

When that angry arab journalist threw a shoe at Bush, I felt a mixture of emotions. Happiness, that someone had finally tried to bruise the President, and sadness that it wasn't me.

History will vindicate that Arab journalist.

Christmas Comes Early to DC

For some of us, Christmas came on November 4th, and we got to open presents a little before 11 PM. We had parties and got giddy over the proverbial eggnog.

For others, Christmas comes when Obama Claus comes riding into town on his eight cable news networks and announces that they all get Cabinet positions.

And of course, it's almost like another Christmas comes around on January 20th, when we get the present that we all really wanted.

Eggnog sales are expected to rise exponentially in the coming weeks.

O For Victory!

Obama wins! For a printable copy of this to hang in your window or car, or to staple all over town in celebration, just e-mail me.

Bush leaves

He's out in January, and he's taking all his cronies with him. It's certainly cause to celebrate, but damn it, he's left a huge mess for the rest of us to clean up, it's going to have to be a short party.