Anagrams of the Wretched Famous: 1

Did you know you can rearrange the letters in "Sarah Palin" to spell "A Plain Rash"?

The more we pay attention to this admittedly interesting but now fairly useless woman, the bigger and more annoying she will get.

The legacy of Michael Jackson

This is a little late, due to technical difficulties, but so it goes. By now, Michael Jackson is gone and buried, and he leaves behind more of an awkward legacy than most of his fans care to admit.
The King of Pop is dead. Long live the King of Pop.

If you happen to be in Long Beach (possibly to pick up your 81 Day Racecar t-shirt) and you hop into the Aquarium of the Paciic, and you go to the new shark exhibit, you may notice some familiar illustrations on the display...

"Racecar" backwards

The Grand Prix racing event in Long Beach, California, lasts three days, but takes eighty-one days to set up and take down, which is vaguely ridiculous. I don't think they're making all new roads for these cars.
This design will soon be available in t-shirt form, if you happen to be in Long Beach when they're passing them out.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

During his brief stay in Iraq, comedian Stephen Colbert has already made headlines by addressing a high school graduation by video, shaving his head on stage at a USO performance, declaring victory in Iraq, capturing Osama bin Laden, negotiating a peace treaty between Israel and Palestine, solving the Kashmir crisis, and wearing a turtleneck in the summer, in Iraq. Said Colbert, "I'd like to apologize to our viewing audience for a camera glitch that allows us only to broadcast in black and white."
--A.P.

Yet more sharks

More sharks. There are still images for a print guide to the movie. In order from top to bottom are the astounding zebra shark, the uncanny white-tip reef shark, the incredible sand tiger shark, the amazing nurse shark, the mighty bonnethead shark, and the marvelous black-tip reef shark. Collect all six today!

Mmm...sap

This has got to be possibly the cutest, least threatening thing I have ever drawn.

Or is it? That bear (it's a notorious Alaskan Kodiak Bear) has suspicious, beady eyes. Where did he get all those balloons? Why are none of them blue or green? What's in that picnic basket? Could it be filled with road kill? Or a severed head? Or perhaps, perhaps it's an apple pie that he does not intend to share with anyone!

Oh, the humanity!