Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Snakebite Progress

Immediately after being bitten by a snake, take a close look at the bite area.  It's not necessary to draw in too much detail.  After discerning what sort of bite you've gotten, try a number of cures.  You never know which one will work, so ask for a second opinion.

Swelling may occur, as well as black lines.  This is normal.

The lines may appear to spread.  Ignore that.  Noticing this is the first sign of snakebite madness.

You may start to see colors.  This is the second sign of snakebite madness.  Continue as planned.  Ask for a third opinion.

At this point, you are either dead or cured.  Assume you are not dead, and drink a lot of tequila to celebrate.