Christmas Comes Early to DC

For some of us, Christmas came on November 4th, and we got to open presents a little before 11 PM. We had parties and got giddy over the proverbial eggnog.

For others, Christmas comes when Obama Claus comes riding into town on his eight cable news networks and announces that they all get Cabinet positions.

And of course, it's almost like another Christmas comes around on January 20th, when we get the present that we all really wanted.

Eggnog sales are expected to rise exponentially in the coming weeks.

A renewable energy source

This is so bloody obvious, it's not even fair.

What win?

She wins, marginally in a battleground state, and what's the first thing she does? Ask for money.

Hillary: Kill Bill

As I was drawing this, I noticed that Hillary really does have really huge, buggy, psycho-looking eyes. How better to portray her than as the Bride, always coming back from the dead, and intent on absolutely destroying anything in the way of her goal. This would make Barack Obama Bill Carradine.