Obama's Coolest Inauguration EVER

I can't believe they let Dick Cheney come to the Inauguration. What if he sheds his human skin and reveals his true form? That would be the coolest thing ever.

Barack gets his daughters a puppy

This is how his daughters heard his acceptance speech.

O For Victory!

Obama wins! For a printable copy of this to hang in your window or car, or to staple all over town in celebration, just e-mail me.

Steamroller!

As a psychic, I hereby call the race for Barack Obama. He will flatten McCain with the sheer pressure of his votes.

Bad sequels

This Wright character (anyone I see on TV is automatically a "character" in my mind) seems to be such a raging egomaniac, absolutely destroying anything between him and more media attention. Like a worn-out movie franchise, everyone's sick of him, but he still won't go away.

Barack Obama: To Infinity and Beyond

Barack Obama has these two key words: change and hope. A very forward looking guy, he really is the candidate of the future. If he's not wearing his helmet as he blasts off into space, it's because he doesn't have very much experience with this kind of thing.