Updates

I updated my website. I think this looks sleeker and cooler, like James Bond wrapped in Teflon riding a snowmobile down the side of the Sears Tower, no hyperbole.

Look close, and you can see I was also on facebook, inviting people to free hug day. Because I care.

Fun With Impeachment

How's this for a fun coincidence: Rod Bagojevich gets impeached by the Illinois Senate for massive corruption on...Corrupter in Chief Richard Nixon's 95th Birthday!

AND, as a young man, Blago' was a Nixon groupie, who parked on the old man's lawn one day and refused to leave until he got an autograph. Ballsy.

But honestly, to me, there's no comparison between the two. If you see Frost Vs. Nixon, it becomes clear that Nixon sort of regrets his behavior, while Blago' seems to be an out and out sociopath about the whole matter.

The South Magazine

Two clippings from the current South Magazine (the Health and Wellness issue with the babe on the front). $3.95: Cheap!

Rarely does a moment come along in which a President's entire stay in office, and history's subsequent portrayal of that time, is encapsulated in a single act.

When that angry arab journalist threw a shoe at Bush, I felt a mixture of emotions. Happiness, that someone had finally tried to bruise the President, and sadness that it wasn't me.

History will vindicate that Arab journalist.

Holiday Energy-Saving Tip #387

You know how when you're wrapping gifts, and you find yourself sitting in a pool of scrap paper about an inch thick because it would be unseemly to have too much wrapping on a gift?

Well, if you're me, you take those scraps and a bunch of scotch tape, and you use it to make what I affectionately call "Frankenpresent."

To show how cheap you really are, you can also use the scraps you saved from birthday presents (given and recieved.) Voila! As long as you don't give anything too big, you never have to buy wrapping paper again.

The Late Great Bettie Page

Pin-up model and 50s Sexual Repression Bursting Point Icon Bettie Page died on December 11 (my birthday, but that is a total coincidence).

Looking through my portfolio and seeing a great gaping hole in my pin-up catrgory, I decided there was no better place to start than to memorialize the Notorious Bettie Page.

Long Live Bettie Page.

Charleston Mag

I did this piece for Charleston Home magazine. I didn't get paid, but frankly, for my first regional editorial publication, I think it came out pretty good. You can see my credit on the bottom here.

Vanity is all.