The Line: It's Just a Step to the Left

"I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Gotham city."

From The Line: It Is Drawn.

LOLBat

Self-drawn Batman meme-ish things.  Rejects include "Socially Awkward Penguin," "GrumpyCatWoman," "Victory Bane," "Condescending Mad Hatter," "Sudden Clarity Riddler," "Good Guy Gordon," and "Pepperidge Farm Remembers Harvey Dent"

The Line: It is just the CUTEST thing

Based on a suggestion from somebody (repeated by Axel Medellin), pick a comic book character that you’d like to see a “Lil’” version of (like Lil’ Archie, Hellboy Jr. or all of those Skottie Young covers)
 
TheHeroBiz suggested:

Li’l Arkham Asylum

L'il Arkham Daycare.  There are a bunch of l'il superhero art things (that's what they're called now) out on the web, but they all seem so darn literal in taking characters and smushing them into smaller versions, so I wanted to do something different and portray the Batman crazies as ACTUAL mayhem-causing tots, wrecking up Arkham Daycare for the Criminally Insane (A.K.A. Children).  So a little thanks is in order to l'il Maggie Prevatt, whom I modeled l'il Harley Quinn after.  I swear, she is that cute.

In the background you can see traces of l'il Penguin and l'il Catwoman, since I don't think they're Arkham natives, and l'il Killer Croc and l'il Mr. Zsasz I couldn't think of "L'il" versions of.  Only typing this do I realize that I forgot Mr. Freeze, and that he'd be the perfect "I don't want to play" friend for l'il Bane in the corner there.  Oh well. 

L'il

So a guy walks into a bar...

So, a rabbi, a blonde, a duck, and a lawyer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Damn it feels good to be a Joker

Mea culpa. I've caught Joker fever. Frankly, I don't see why they have to go and ruin the movie by putting that black-pleather trainwreck Batman in it; villians are always more fun.