"Those people"

 You know the kind of people I'm talking about.  The kind that have eyes and wear shirts and walk around and do stuff and drink coffee sometimes.  There's just something about them that just ain't right.

The "Beefy"

 The "New Barista"

 The "Impatient"

 The "Nose"

 The "Goblin"

 The "Tendons"

 The "Shaggy"

 The "Studious"

 The "Ball"

 The "Freckles"

 The "Plain"

The "Marion Cotillard"