Leftnecks

This is for the Utne Reader. A very compelling and heartwrenching tale of people with liberal ideologies who are forced to vote Republican because they are also NRA members. It brings tears to my eyes to think of it... No! Look away! I don't want you to see me cry!

Lessons

This piece showed up in the Utne reader a few months ago. By the way, that's Socrates. Look it up!

Cold as Ice

I got roped into doing another illustration of polar bears. This time for the Utne Reader. The article is a dramatic 12-page investigative cover story about who was really behind 9-11.

No, not really. You have to read the magazine to find how how big of a lie I've told you this time.

Three Fat Pigs in the Middle of the Road

New piece for The Utne Reader. Fabulous prizes if you can guess what the article is about without reading it.

Living Like a Liberal

Hey, look! This little half-page ditty appears in the current issue of The Utne Reader, which features, besides me, Nelson Mandela, on the cover. There appear in the magazine two other illustrations by me for the same article, a witty jaunt by a conservative writer into the morally upright and logistically difficult world of being a liberal. I won't show them because, this being a nationally published magazine, there is no reason you can't pick up a copy for yourself and write the editors on how you thought my illustrations were the selling point, which, if you are reading this, they would be.

This video accurately portrays my current feelings on the subject of being published by Utne.