Inktober Days 8 and 9

Let's make some value judgments here.

Inktober 2

What if Tintin were revamped as a manga?  It would be terrible!  See a colored version on my comics tumblr, and at The Line: It Is Drawn.

The Line: of Shot Glasses

The X-Men do shots on Spring Break, and Chuck and Erik do some photo-bombing.

From The Line: It Is Drawn, over at Comic Book Resources.

The Line: It Is Ready to RUMMMMBBBLLLLLLLE

 Rowdy Roddy Piper (in They Live!) meets Power Man and they have an exchange of ideas.

From The Line: It Is Drawn, over at Comic Book Resources.

The Line: Friendship is Monsters

This is obviously not intended to be seen by younger viewers, so let them get a single good, long look at the monster guitar-playing unicorn with a giant dildo for a horn and then shush them back outside to play with the discarded needles and jars of hobo urine.

From The Line: It Is Drawn, over at Comic Book Resources.

The Line: It's Just a Step to the Left

"I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Gotham city."

From The Line: It Is Drawn.

LOLBat

Self-drawn Batman meme-ish things.  Rejects include "Socially Awkward Penguin," "GrumpyCatWoman," "Victory Bane," "Condescending Mad Hatter," "Sudden Clarity Riddler," "Good Guy Gordon," and "Pepperidge Farm Remembers Harvey Dent"

The Line: In Paradise

From The Line: It Is Drawn!  Francine and Katchoo from Strangers in Paradise, on Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.

The Line: It's All Lovey

This is fun.  From the Line: It Is Drawn, over at Comic Book Resources.

The Line: It Is Lego

This was an experiment (courtesy of The Line: It Is Drawn, at Comic Book Resources) on how crisp I could get raw pencils over non-repro blue line graphite.  Honestly, not as clean as I'd have liked, but then I was working with extremely fat lead.  I may try this again.

The Line: it is Pussycats.

From The Line: It Is Drawn, Josie and the New Pussycats. 

Black Cat has stolen one of the Blue Man Group's backpack tubulums there.

The Line: It Is Starjammin'

Han Solo and the Starjammers would make a great name for a band.

The Line: It Is Saga

The comic book Saga, as imagined as a sci-fi fantasy movie from 1989.

From The Line: It Is Drawn, over at Comic Book Resources.

The Line: Game Over, Man!

The Princess meets the Queen.
From the Line: It Is Drawn.

The Line: It Is Krazy

Krazy Kat, by George Herriman, and Batman, by Bob Kane, mixed up, over at The Line It Is Drawn.

The Line: Dan Didio has Crossed It

This is my little Hostess comic mocking Dan Didio, Co-publisher (and therefore guy in charge of half the creative decisions) at DC comics.  Now, there have been a lot of complaints about the way DC is being run, and to be fair, I completely agree with the large majority of them. 

Bad editorial decisions have left DC with a comics continuity that makes no sense, alienated creative teams, present and past, pissed off the public, and generally screwed around with bad ideas that they think will make themselves look "cooler."

So Dan Didio is a bad editor, who is losing his company fans left and right, and whose decisions are leading to bad stories and lame characters.  So I made fun of him in a fake Cupcakes ad for The Line: It Is Drawn, over at Comic Book Resources.

Pinkman and the Brain

So, I would watch this show.  I would also write the catchphrases for this show.

"Pinkman, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so Brain, but how are we going to get a large cheese pizza on top of the roof?"
and

"Zort, bitches!"

among others.

From the Line: It Is Drawn, over at Comic Book Resources.

And you thought Ben Affleck was a joke...

From The Line It Is Drawn, five of my favorite living comedians as the Justice League, inked in loving detail, and shittily colored.

From left to right, there's Patton Oswalt as the Green Lantern, Sarah Silverman as Wonder Woman, Jerry Seinfeld as Superman, Zach Galifianakis as Batman, and Louis C. K. as the Green Arrow.

The Line: It Is Go!

Who watches the the WatchVentures?

Not me.  I don't have cable.

From The Line: It Is Drawn.

The Line: It Is A Steel Carrot

Seigel and Shuster’s cult comic hero “Superman” and Hollywood summer blockbuster franchise star, the Flaming Carrot, together for the first time ever, in over 7 months.  Go outside.  The air conditioner is trying to kill you.

From The Line It Is Drawn, over at Comic Book Resources.