Greasy Spoon

This little fellow is based off of Guy Fieri, the Food Network guy who opens up terrible restaurants with ingredients like "donkey sauce".  He has a show called "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" and I don't think I've ever once seen him consume a vegetable on said show.  The only thing that could make him more of a chunky, uncultured "Amurican" caricature than he already is would be if he fired a shotgun in the air every time he ate a meat sandwich (three times per show).  So of course I had to use him and his sea urchin haircut to celebrate the Fourth of July.