How to Play the Stock Market Like a Pro

I just learned this a few days ago. Who knew?

It's Everywhere!

You know that 2012 is right around the corner, so let's party like it's 1999! I have decided to ride the fetish of numerology and doomsaying with this piece, from the archives, on the mysterious and ubiquitous number 23, which, incidentally, is the number of letters in Barack Obama's full name. (fooled you!)

Clash of the Egos

Bill Clinton goes to North Korea and talks with Kim Jong Il. Something tells me each of them imagines they're going to eat the other one for lunch.

Anagrams of the Wretched Famous: 2

Michael Jackson's name can be rearranged to spell, "OK, a slim chance," which are about the odds that he faked his death, moved to Europe, and is currently sipping tea and avoiding paparazzi with another equally revered music "King."

Monroe sketches

Marilyn Monroe. Beautiful people are somehow harder to caricature than ugly people. Probably the lack of humorously large noses.

Anagrams of the Wretched Famous: 1

Did you know you can rearrange the letters in "Sarah Palin" to spell "A Plain Rash"?

The more we pay attention to this admittedly interesting but now fairly useless woman, the bigger and more annoying she will get.

The legacy of Michael Jackson

This is a little late, due to technical difficulties, but so it goes. By now, Michael Jackson is gone and buried, and he leaves behind more of an awkward legacy than most of his fans care to admit.
The King of Pop is dead. Long live the King of Pop.