Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Two more of the choicest cartoons I'm sending to the New Yorker. The first one seems to be more of National Lampoon or MAD cartoon to me, but hey, they published Charles Addams, why not me?
God, my handwriting tilts.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
For my rather late New Year's resolution, I've committed to doing five of these a week and sending them off to the New Yorker until they get sick of me and publish one. Based on precedent, this could take two years, but I plan on giving up and winning the lottery way before then.
Friday, January 15, 2010
The next few years are either going to be very good or very bad. Either way, I hope they don't get started without me.
And while I'm making predictions, polka dots will be in this year, the Black Eyed Peas will break up, and Christianity will be replaced by Thelemism as the major world religion. Put your stocks in dairy products, and beware of pale men with missing eyes.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
It is a known fact that if a Republican smells blood, it will instinctively start biting. A number of Republicans in place will start a feeding frenzy, in which they will bite anything to their left, including themselves.
Those not in the water have little to worry about.